kivespussirotta:

Samaistun vähän kaikkiin.

strangletwink:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

ruttotohtori:

Erilaisia kilpikonnia 2

Musiikinkuuntelija

Lottovoittaja

Monarkki

Timanttinen

Likinäköinen

Veistetty

Kirjekaveri

Jättiläinen

Kuuma koira

Piikikäs

Kukkaispoika

Hempeä

Luonnonlapsi

Sydämensä särkenyt

fagflint:

ALT

shrimpsisbugs:

shrimpsisbugs:

just saw a job listing that requires a masters degree in accounting and they want to pay $14/hour. good luck with that

i told my girlfriend about this and she said “they do know those guys can do math, right?”

campadogbutt:

sreegs:

sreegs:

i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

fartgallery:

friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?

me: 👌

stars-bean:

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

lifeonjupit3r:

epilepticsaints:

More like why doesn’t mine

animentality:

echo-dream:

so now that polls allow up to 12 options, i hope you know what this means…

What sign are you?? 👀

♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19

♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20

♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21

♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22

♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22

♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22

♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23

♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21

♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21

♑ Capricorn (Goat): December 22–January 19

♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18

♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20

varahai:

ruttotohtori:

siveydensipuli:

One day, about a month ago, I went for my usual grocery store to do some shopping. Thinking I will buy some Myllyn Paras Makaroni, cause we’re out of it and it’s the default macaroni that everyone keeps stocked in their pantry. I reach the macaroni isle and am greeted by empty shelves. What? Is there another pandemic that I’m unaware of? Is it the war in Ukraine? No. Turns out that the one machine that churns the makaroni for the whole Finland is broken. And that’s how the Finns faced a great makaroni shortage in the summer of 2023.

Mä kans tos pari viikkoo sit ihemttelin ku ei oo sitä makaroonia ollenkaa kaupan hyllyssä ku piti saaha makaroonilaatikko tehtyä ja oli vaa pieniä pakkauksia jotai erikoismakarooneja

koko suomi nyt

palipunk:

Meeting Gale | Slapping the disembodied hand